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- ❓ Do teachers actually remember pupils from years ago? Warming up
- 🤫 Most of us can predict a pupil’s grade to within one band by October. We spend the rest… Warming up
- 🧠 Supply teachers can read a class’s reputation from the note left on the desk. “Lovely… Warming up
- ⚖️ Teachers discuss difficult pupils in the staffroom. Warming up
- 🧠 Teachers can usually tell who’s been talking before they’ve even entered the classroom… Warming up
- 🧠 Teachers can often tell when a pupil is about to ask to leave the classroom. It starts… Warming up
- 🤫 Teachers can usually tell which pupil hasn’t done their homework before they’ve even… Warming up
- 🗣️ Should parents be able to WhatsApp teachers outside school hours? Warming up
- 💡 If you want a fast reply from a teacher, email before 8am. Anything sent after 3pm joins… Warming up
- 😂 A Year 4 once asked me, entirely sincerely, whether I lived at the school. I said yes… Warming up
- 🧠 On a school trip, the headcount is never really about the number. It’s about whether the… Warming up
- 🌶️ Interactive whiteboards were the most expensive way ever invented to project a PowerPoint. Warming up